I can see that you have arrived at the greatest page in all of the internet – my website! I am Choppy the Dog, a dog of unknown provenance, who has spent most of my life in the home of the infamous and horrible Sarah. Sarah insists on dressing me up in clothing, which is quite humiliating.
On “The Horror” page, I have compiled some of the outfits Sarah has dressed me in. If you are new here, this will give you a good idea of what my life is like. If you have been following me for a while, you will get to revisit some of the less pleasant moments of my life. And don’t worry – if you like to follow me on Facebook and Twitter, everything gets cross posted!
Also, on any page of the blog, you can keep up-to-date on both my Facebook and Twitter posts! You can visit my actual Facebook page here. I update my Facebook page once or twice a week with the awful outfits Sarah dresses me in.
You can visit my actual Twitter page here. My Facebook posts automatically post to Twitter, and you sometimes get to hear about the random things going on in my life throughout the day as well if you follow me on Twitter.
I hope you enjoy! And, as always, feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org!
Sarah is still not cool.