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← Last night, Sarah decided I smelled too dog-like (what does she expect? I’m a dog). To rectify what she viewed as an unpleasant situation, she sprayed me with something that was supposed to make me smell better. I responded by going outside and rolling in the mud. It was great.
Sarah, put down the Jimmy Buffett music and step away from the dog. You do not live on an island, and flamingos have nothing to do with Christmas. This is your last warning. →

I have two words for you: Bah humbug!

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← Last night, Sarah decided I smelled too dog-like (what does she expect? I’m a dog). To rectify what she viewed as an unpleasant situation, she sprayed me with something that was supposed to make me smell better. I responded by going outside and rolling in the mud. It was great.
Sarah, put down the Jimmy Buffett music and step away from the dog. You do not live on an island, and flamingos have nothing to do with Christmas. This is your last warning. →

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