So, Sarah is off on vacation. Her first stop is England. Why this required dressing me up as a king before she left, I don’t know. Particularly because I’m a girl. Shouldn’t I be dressed up as a princess? Wait, maybe I shouldn’t say that – Sarah might get an idea and dress me up as one. Posted by choppythedog Advertisement
Halloween is still two months away. Of course, that fact would never prevent Sarah from purchasing a Halloween costume for me the moment the first day the pet store has them out. I just wish she would buzz off and leave me alone. Posted by choppythedog
Sarah does not seem to know that International Talk Like A Pirate Day is still over a month away. Not that she should use that as a reason to dress me up on September 19, but at least she would have a (flimsy) excuse that day. Posted by choppythedog
Something good about today: I got to go to my friend Juliet’s 1st birthday party. Something bad about today: I had to wear a birthday hat. And so did all my friends. Posted by choppythedog
This chicken mask definitely crosses the line from “dog in a costume” to “disturbing.” Seriously, Sarah, this is just scary. Posted by choppythedog
Look at this! A rare picture of me without clothing (though I’m not sure upside down is my best angle). Unfortunately for me, Sarah got a package today that she was very excited about. I can only assume that this means you will see me dressed up in an absurd costume sometime next week. Posted by choppythedog
Until the Olympics start giving out medals for things like “squirrel chasing” and “treat eating,” I’m not going to participate. And I’m really not going to participate if they make me dress up like this. If naked was good enough for the Greeks and the original games, it’s good enough for me! Posted by choppythedog
Today is National Hot Dog Day. Sarah (unsurprisingly) used this as an excuse to break out my hot dog costume. After she dressed me up, she giggled and said, “You are what you eat!” Once again, Sarah, you think you are far more clever than you actually are. Posted by choppythedog
Sarah thinks this photo should be captioned, “I’m ready for my close up.” I think this photo should be captioned, “Watch out for crazy women named Sarah who will dress you up like this.” Posted by choppythedog
Somehow, Sarah, when the founders declared the pursuit of Happiness as an unalienable Right, I don’t think they anticipated this being a way someone would pursue happiness. There had better be a hot dog in this for me tomorrow. Posted by choppythedog