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← As I see it, there are two options here: either I mail myself and my toys somewhere warm and far away from Sarah, or I mail Sarah somewhere cold. Either way, it’s a pretty win-win situation.
It comes up a lot, so I thought I would address it: I am, in fact, a girl dog (though even my grandma thinks I look like a boy, so don’t feel bad if you thought so. It’s a common mistake). Of course, just because I am a girl doesn’t mean I always have to wear pink, contrary to the desires of Sarah. Especially when it’s a pink outfit like this. Which is, as you can see, horrible. →

Can’t a dog even get ready around here without Sarah barging in to the bathroom? It appears the answer to that question is, “no.”

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← As I see it, there are two options here: either I mail myself and my toys somewhere warm and far away from Sarah, or I mail Sarah somewhere cold. Either way, it’s a pretty win-win situation.
It comes up a lot, so I thought I would address it: I am, in fact, a girl dog (though even my grandma thinks I look like a boy, so don’t feel bad if you thought so. It’s a common mistake). Of course, just because I am a girl doesn’t mean I always have to wear pink, contrary to the desires of Sarah. Especially when it’s a pink outfit like this. Which is, as you can see, horrible. →

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