Sarah took me to get my doggie mani/pedi last night. Unfortunately, she thought my nails needed some color as part of the process. And to think, I used to actually enjoy getting my nails done.

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I am meant to chase bunnies, not be dressed up as a bunny. I hope that you are having a better Easter than I am!

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There is no way that this ends well for me…

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Sarah is (unfortunately) back from vacation. She brought me a shirt that not only doesn’t fit, but a shirt that reflects a sentiment that is so not true.

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Sarah is out-of-town for a few days! While this is (obviously) excellent news, I could have done without having to get dressed up and put in the hammock before she left.

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I just got home from the vet. I have gained 10 pounds since last year’s annual checkup. I have no idea how this happened, as Sarah does not give me anywhere near as many treats as I deserve. I just hope that she doesn’t actually make me use these things. Or, even worse, go on a diet.

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I’m pretty sure this hairdo was inspired by The Hunger Games. Or maybe Katy Perry. Either way, I do not approve.

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Once, just once, I would like to have a clothes-free St. Patrick’s Day. Today is not that one time.

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A St. Patrick’s Day preview. I don’t want to know what else is coming.

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Sarah decided to take my humiliation into the front yard today, for the whole neighborhood to see. Seriously, Sarah, just because you put me in a spring headband doesn’t mean that we need to take pictures with spring flowers. I’m sure both of us could enjoy the flowers without playing dress up.

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